It’s the last sad, rainy picnic Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood will ever have to attend together! Welcome to the final hour of “The Great British Bake Off” as we know it: tear-stricken, OOZING, and absolutely “cram-jam full of salmon”. Whose “exciting hamper” would the judges find fit for the Queen: Candice’s, Andrew’s, or Jane’s?
Bienvenue à Week 9, where the fondant flows almost as smoothly as a brisk-paced Mel and Sue masterclass. Who wants a booze-soaked “butthole cake” and some explosively overfilled “pigs’ ears”? WHY can’t Jane learn?! And how tall is Paul Hollywood… REALLY? It’s the penultimate episode of “The Great British Baking Show” as we know it, so crunch into some “rawwww” dough and listen up.
Ballooning knight sacs, Mexican Adventures, and edible glitter: It’s just like traditional Tudor times on the #PBSBakingShow, Week 8. Which of our final five’s shaped pies oozed the hardest? Did Queen Mary and King Nut Ball approve of their marzipan showstoppers? But first, and most pressing: Which Spice Girl would everyone be?!
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What ever happened to Garden Wizard Jane?
Jolly Hollywood just can’t help himself.
Boil! Those! Bunnies!
That dough though…
No one is safe from the GINGERBREAD MASSACRE.
Val for President, please.